Perhaps you saw them from the comfort of your narco-cruiser. Perhaps you heard about them in the climate news. Perhaps you just scare the children at night with stories about them. Well that's close enough. Don't let Pagans invade YOUR city and encroach upon YOUR valuable elemental resources. Support World Pagan Zero Tolerance Week now and report any suspicious activity or sightings to the Shalot Ministry of Purity.
		Ministry of Purity | Shalot Corporation
		Four Towers | Island City
		Glasburgh | Republic of Scotland
		United States of Europe
		call 666-FORGET-IT
		x-mail ZERO-T4P*
	*(vs 4.02 or higher for full olfactory playback)
	Total protection from Shalot.

Shalot Corporation and Pagan Zero Tolerance Week are (thankfully), entirely fictitious entities derived from the feature screenplay "Book of Shadows" by Alan Lavender www.bookofshadowsmovie.info